i love ignoring things….. people…. problems …. responsibilities……feelings…..
people who are afraid of snakes are fuckin’ WILD, like dude, just carefully step over these fat babies’ sausage bodies and gently move the burmese python chillin’ against the door, then you become unfathomably rich. i would do this for $10. i would do this for FREE.
I would pay $10 to do this
GG EZ
Reblog if u are mean
Are you ever just like wow I’d take care of you and care about you so hard
Sleep is literally the most pleasurable thing ever why do I deprive myself of it lmao
"I like being alone and I am alone, but I donโt want to feel alone."
occlumans (via wnq-writers)
The Signs crying
Aries: Not crying, just angry tears
Taurus: Quiet crying
Gemini: Cries for 2 seconds
Cancer: Crying until they’re dehydrated
Leo: Overdramatic sobbing
Virgo: No tears
Libra: Cries tears of holy water
Scorpio: Cries blood
Sagittarius: Cried that one time 4 years ago
Capricorn: Only secretly cries
Aquarius: Cries over TV shows
Pisces: Cries when they see anything remotely cute.